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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Slightly More Serious Questions

Here are some more answers to the questions various and sundry asked of me. I’ll think I’ll keep taking questions through the week, so feel free to ask other questions in the comments.

Vince asks:
How did you decide on your career choice?

I didn’t. In fact, I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up. I fell into my job quite by accident. I was working in a microbiology lab in NIOSH and although I loved my co-workers, I didn’t like the work I was doing at all (PCR & cell culture = BORING!), so I took my current job as a stop over until I decided what I really wanted to do, since microbiology wasn’t it. Although things were rocky for awhile, and in the intervening years did the classwork for my MPH (Masters in Public Health) I’ve actually come to enjoy my job in recent years.

I’ve developed a unique skill set, and for my job I get to do a variety of tasks, almost all of which I thoroughly enjoy: teaching, writing, and problem solving.

So if I decided to move on from this job, I have no idea what I’d do next, because I don’t think there are many other jobs out there like mine.

Anne asks:
How did you meet Michael?

Well, it’s kind of a strange story. My boyfriend, roommate and I ran a local BBS. I was (unsurprisingly) message base sysop, although I eventually learned enough to run much of the back end as well. Because the community was small, and many of us knew each other, we threw a pizza party at our house, for our users. Michael came over as part of that group, and I remember thinking along the lines, “gee, too bad I’m not single.” We became friends, and over the next nine months for so, I realize that the relationship I was in was not good for me (to say the least) so I ended that relationship and immediately started dating Michael. My parents weren’t happy with my jumping from one relationship to another. Most of my friends didn’t know quite what to think, except that my previous relationship hadn’t been very good for me. But they accepted it, because that’s what friends are for, and Michael and I have been together ever since.

Firefly, Farscape, or Battlestar Galactica?
Firefly. However, we still haven’t watched any more than the miniseries of Battlestar Galactica.

But I don’t think the order will change. The only show in competition with Firefly is Deep Space Nine. Now that’s a tough call for me.

What book do you read for comfort?

Well, it depends, partially on what I’ve read recently, and partially what I’m in the mood for. The first two books I’m likely to reach for are The Hobbit or The Complete Sherlock Holmes. Those have been my favorites for years. I think I reach for them when I want to get lost in a story.

After those come The Phoenix Guards by Steven Brust or Small Vices by Robert B. Parker. Those come up when I’m in the mood for entertaining writing.

The other books in the mix are “The World’s Best Folktales” by Joanna Cole or the entire Thieves’ World original series. Joanna Cole is good when I can’t concentrate, and Thieves’ World is good when I’m feeling particularly bleak.

Those are all books I can read over and over again, so what I choose really depends upon what I’m escaping from and what I want to escape to.

Exactly how many feet of snow will they have to have in hell before you drink Swallows Nest Soup?

I don’t know about feet of snow, but I’d have to be starving to death I’m pretty sure.

What do you have against cephalopods?

Cephalopods are fine, and in fact fascinating. I’m disturbed only by the uses to which some people put these creatures in their imagination. I mean really, beaks? You’ve can’t be serious.

If you won the lottery (for a buttload of money), would you: a) keep working, b) chill out for the rest of your life, or c) do charitable work?

Keep working. Even a buttload of money doesn’t buy health insurance. And I don’t do well with nothing to do. But I’d probably take a lot more time off. The thing that makes vacation is that it’s time away from something.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

Zoom!

I’ve already walked 2.75 miles by 10:00 AM.

I think it’s going to be another busy day.

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Questions from the Peanut Gallery

OK, since I’m still running low on creativity, I’ll begin to answer the questions that were posted to me. I’ll probably keep taking questions through the week, so feel free to ask other questions in the comments.

Nathan asks:

Where’s my toaster?
Last I heard, MWT had one of your toasters, but it wasn’t the toaster, unless that was a ploy to throw everyone off. My guess would be that Jim took the toaster after killing Eric.

So I’d march right up to Jim and demand my toaster back if I were you.

Alternately, John has visited you twice. And you know how those Pitt graduates can be.

Who’s that hiding behind your couch?
Kat and Kit. Duh.

What’s your position on Graham Crackers?
Good smeared with with peanut butter and dipped in milk.

Yum!

John asks:

Just how confused was the West Virginian in Jefferson County whom I noticed had set the horn in his bondo and primer-decorated truck to play “Dixie”?

Very. He’s obviously one of the fools who saw the Dukes of Hazaard movie and thought it was not only good, but also worth emulating. (A friend watched a neighbor’s son hand paint his jeep after watching that movie.)

y’all realize y’all came out on top of the Recent Unpleasantness Between the States, right?

Sometimes we have to remind some of our souther brethren of this fact.

Rather forcefully.

I know West Virginia is where the men are men, but just how scared do the sheep run?

Actually, last month I almost wrecked the car as we drove past the University farm, because I was trying to see the cute baby sheep.

So not very.

Just when are you going to drink that soup?

When I’m starving to death and there is absolutely nothing left to eat. I’m thinking it might work well in an emergency pack in the car.

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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Still Running on Empty

Sorry, but twice in one week I’ve got nothing for you.

It’s been a long two weeks at work, I’m still a bit freaked out after my encounter with 27″ TV Guy, and today was the last weekend before students come back, so we did a lot of stocking up ($400 split between cleaning supplies and sundries at Target and groceries at Giant Eagle kind of stocking up.) Add running Grandmom around to that, and the laundry that needs done, and I’m burnt out.

My creative engines are out of gas.

In the meantime, I’ll steal a page from Janiece and MWT and Eric and let you ask me questions if you so desire. Ask anything you want, but realize you’ll only be getting PG-13 answers. :)

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Let’s Dive Into the Stats!

Here are some search terms from just this month!

how do i sign mountain dew in american sign language
My guess would be to vibrate until you’re a blur.

pissy
You’ve come to the right place.

jewish folktale grandfather and the wooden bowl
I’ve read multiple versions of that tale. I think it crosses ethnic boundaries.

ook librarian
My favorite too!

things that make guys mad
My guess is 1) running out of beer and 2) women.

former yugoslavia senses working overtime
OK, I could understand if those were two separate searches, but a single search? What on earth were they really looking for? Did XTC do a Yugoslavia album?

please leave message picture
I’m trying to imagine what kind of picture that would be… and failing.

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Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Internet Thinks I’m a Boy

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 47%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 53%

Site Male-Female Ratio
google.com 0.98
facebook.com 0.83
cnn.com 1.35
imdb.com 1.06
merriam-webster.com 0.89
usaa.com 1.08

Okay, it really thinks I’m a hermaphrodite.

I don’t think that’s better.

Using your browser URL history to estimate gender

I want to note it does not check frequency of visits or duration of visits, because my most frequently visited site is http://www.wunderground.com/US/WV/Morgantown.html

Here are the stats for my home laptop:
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 60%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 40%

Site Male-Female Ratio
amazon.com 0.9
imdb.com 1.06
flickr.com 1.15
nytimes.com 1.13
gmail.com 0.9
gardeners.com 0.6

Apparently men don’t shop at Gardener’s. Too bad I had to order more compost bags and filters–they ruined my stats!

But if I delete Garderner’s from my history:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 47%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 53%

Site Male-Female Ratio
amazon.com 0.9
imdb.com 1.06
flickr.com 1.15
nytimes.com 1.13
gmail.com 0.9

I get the exact same ratio I had on my work computer.

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Speaking of Brain Dead

It’s been a long two weeks. I got nothing for you, except that I can’t wait until this week is over. I’ve been mulling over a post about Hillary supporters for awhile now, but can’t seem to get up the gumption to write it.

So instead, come on in, grab some cookies and/or beer, and tell me how things have been going.

This means you Gina and Susan. ;) And Becky, I know you’re taking the quizzes. Come on in and chat for awhile!

(And now I feel like a stalker, except can you really stalk your own website?)

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Self-Administered Loot

Nathan asked, “Any chance you’re going to tell us what was out of stock but is now on the way?”

And I warned him that it was geeky loot, and most people probably wouldn’t be amused.

Too bad! I’m amused!

I ordered….

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Monday, August 4, 2008

A… Urm… Surprise in Today’s Mail

I came home today and found two packages on the porch. One was an expected package from Coldwater Creek (Cotton sweaters on SALE!) The other package was from G + H with a NY address.

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Oops!

These e-mails made my day.

Hello,
I am contacting you to inform you that this item is no longer available. I am very sorry for the inconvenience. If you have any questions please contact us!

xxxxxx xxxxxx
Sepco Entertainment

Hello,
I am emailing you again to inform you that I have lost my mind and your order shipped with no problems this morning. You should be receiving your package shortly.

xxxxxx xxxxxx
Sepco Entertainment

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Today

Stick a fork in me, I’m done.

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Yet Again

Here it is way past my bedtime, and I’m still awake and on the computer. I had a long day today, and have an even longer day tomorrow, so I really do need to get to sleep. I mean, tomorrow I get to do a presentation before some of the Pharmacy faculty, and then teach any of that group who show up in the afternoon, how to use the software I’m presenting.

Really should be asleep.

Yup. I’m tired and worn out.

Not sleeping yet.

(sigh)

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Woo Hoo!

Longevity checks came today!

(happy dance)

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Busy Busy Busy

Another busy morning at work, and then Michael and I are taking the afternoon off. Probably going to go to the movies, but who knows for sure?

Why today? Because this is pretty much the last chance for him to take any time off until after the semester starts.

Feel free to entertain yourselves in the interim. Just don’t leave any beer bottles on the floor where my grandmother might trip over them.

Two things:
1) Appalling!
2) 27″ TV Guy

Discuss.

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