Questions from the Peanut Gallery
OK, since I’m still running low on creativity, I’ll begin to answer the questions that were posted to me. I’ll probably keep taking questions through the week, so feel free to ask other questions in the comments.
Nathan asks:
Where’s my toaster?
Last I heard, MWT had one of your toasters, but it wasn’t the toaster, unless that was a ploy to throw everyone off. My guess would be that Jim took the toaster after killing Eric.
So I’d march right up to Jim and demand my toaster back if I were you.
Alternately, John has visited you twice. And you know how those Pitt graduates can be.
Who’s that hiding behind your couch?
Kat and Kit. Duh.
What’s your position on Graham Crackers?
Good smeared with with peanut butter and dipped in milk.
Yum!
John asks:
Just how confused was the West Virginian in Jefferson County whom I noticed had set the horn in his bondo and primer-decorated truck to play “Dixie�
Very. He’s obviously one of the fools who saw the Dukes of Hazaard movie and thought it was not only good, but also worth emulating. (A friend watched a neighbor’s son hand paint his jeep after watching that movie.)
y’all realize y’all came out on top of the Recent Unpleasantness Between the States, right?
Sometimes we have to remind some of our souther brethren of this fact.
Rather forcefully.
I know West Virginia is where the men are men, but just how scared do the sheep run?
Actually, last month I almost wrecked the car as we drove past the University farm, because I was trying to see the cute baby sheep.
So not very.
Just when are you going to drink that soup?
When I’m starving to death and there is absolutely nothing left to eat. I’m thinking it might work well in an emergency pack in the car.
