I answered only for Kat, and not Kit.

(via Jim)

ADDENDUM the First:
Here are the results for Kit:

I believe these results are entirely too high.

Kit isn’t smart enough to plot anything.

We interrupt Kat in his hidden window seat. Here he can watch not just the birds at the bird feeder, but also the traffic going by.

She’s sitting still! And not against a background the color of her fur!

Please leave me alone so I can go back to my nap.

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That might actually make a good tagline for me for the next couple weeks.

This picture was taken on the camera embedded in my laptop.

Guess that’s what I get for trying to surf the internet while lying down.

(Also notice that even here I failed to get a good picture of her. It’s like Kat has soaked up all the feline photogenic aura in the house.

Kat loves the laundry basket.

Kat has been hanging out with me in the basement.

He’s also been looming over me, standing on me, and getting in my face.

And yes, the bookshelves stretch along the entire wall up to the ceiling. There are similar shelves behind the camera.

Even though we use compact florescents, he still treats the light like a sun lap.

Large eyes, long whiskers, cute pink nose.

He’s even got the head tilt down. Cute! Cute! Cute!

Once again, the Kat is strangely attentive. However, I’m pretty sure that two weeks away in less than two months has something to do with it.

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OMG! It’s a giant furry slug!

Even his paws are large.

Where were you on Monday evening?!

I started Kat the other morning, and as he stared up at me I realized that he might actually be a manga cat: his face looked to be about 50% eyes.

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Why I Can’t Get Anything Done:

They’re still doing it!

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I told you Kat had been eerily affectionate recently.

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His Furriness has beens strangely affectionate since we returned.

If I didn’t know better, I’d think he missed us.

Kat, hanging out.

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When is the nice woman going to give me more treats?
(Note: Nice woman is not me. Nice woman is my grandmother.)

I am cute, even if I am underexposed.

I’m cute. I just can’t help myself.

I will not look at you. You are not worthy.

What on earth could that be?!