How can you not trust the CDC?!

The obligatory picture with the Mountaineer

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My 2012 Denali Wildlife calendar.

Addendum the First: I emailed them, and they’re going to send me stickers to fix the numbers. Too bad I already messed it up by writing in the correct dates. :(

Just took a survey about our hotel stay this weekend.

They’re far more broadminded than I’d expected.

(Was going to stitch these together, but computer is being pissy. I’m sure you can figure it would without being a single image.)
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Yup. That just about sums it up.

No?

Well…. hmmm….

Got any good jokes?

Michael: (holding up my new and jealously guarded cell phone) I’ve got your phone! I’ve got your phone!
Michelle: (look)
Michael: I’m putting your phone down now.

Vince one the last one. Not that I remembered to send him a prize, but he did.

I’ll start:

Furry
Sitting and shedding
Goddamnit! Stay out of my chair!

Reality in Science Fiction and History via Dr Phil)

Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

Fun & Intrigue with the Periodic Table of Elements

electric boogaloo

Indistinguishable from Magic

Sorry about last week, but with company and all, I completely neglected you.

Today’s word is in honor of all the time I wasted watching these videos. I love it when people are silly. It makes me very happy.

Today’s word is: baritone

OK. Enough of this depressing bullshit. Bad jokes. Tell ’em. As many as you want.

I’ll start with my favorite.

One atom second to a second atom, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m positive.”

Next!

You may remember this post from last week regarding Kit and the UPS man.

Then earlier today I posted the following on Twitter:
“Interesting. Kit will run to the door when the UPS man parks at the bottom of our driveway, but not when the postman does.”

Because I watched the postman pull up precisely where the UPS truck parked, and she watched the postman, but never got down from her perch in the window.

The, a little later, there was a knock on the door.

The UPS man had a package addressed to Kit. (?!)

Yup. Treats for Kit.

Gift from Eric. Gift message: Miao.

So did she like them?

Yes. Yes she did like them. In fact, she already knocked the container on the floor in hopes of getting more.

The only unfortunate thing is it was the late afternoon UPS guy who does not park in front of our house, so Kit was caught all unawares at his arrival.