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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

You Wanted What?

I’ve still got a nagging cough and exhaustion.

Amuse yourself with the following:

topless athelets
OK. First, “athelets” sounds akin to the metal eyelets in your sneakers. Second, Olympians originally competed in the nude. But topless?

daysypgal
Yes, you can find the definition here. But you can NOT find any pictures. Thank goodness.

hair braid morgantown wv
I can’t even imagine what this person was looking for.

why do i feel so crappy?
Because you have the flu. Go drink lots of orange juice and take a nap. You’ll feel better in a couple of weeks.

10 things that make me mad
George W. Bush
Rude drivers
People who obliviously talk on their cell phones in public spaces
Blatant ignorance
Child abuse
Books with cliffhanger endings
Specific people who will remain unnamed
Internet Explorer
Racists
Dropping my ice cream off the cone and onto the floor

despite
Despite what?

is gruntle the opposite of disgruntle
No. But it should be.

And most disturbing, I had 324 people end up searching for tall woman leather

Weren’t they disappointed!

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Monday, June 9, 2008

My Favorite Plant

I take lots of pictures, but I tend to ignore my favorite plant on our property.

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Geeky Conversation, Redux

Here’s an e-mail conversation with my brother.

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:14 PM, Brian wrote:
What do u want?

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:16 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
A million dollars and world peace.

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:22 PM, Brian wrote:
What else that I can afford?

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:23 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
What? You can’t afford world peace?!

On Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:49 PM, Brian wrote:
185 rule of acquisition. Peace is bad for business.

On Jun 9, 2008, at 1:52 PM, “Michelle” wrote:
WRONG!
Rule 34 War is good for business.
Rule 35 Peace is good for business.

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I Hate Computers

That’s all.

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

What to Do When It’s Hot

It’s been in the 90s for the past several days, which means I am particularly unexcited about turning on the oven to bake anything.

Luckily, I’ve got an excellent recipe for chocolate pudding. So I made chocolate pudding and served it with fresh strawberries and whipped cream.

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Postcards from All Over

As I mentioned yesterday, we have a collection of postcards on our refrigerator. Postcards from various places all over the world (although we’re lacking China and Japan and South and Central America), postcards from all over the US, and postcards simply because I like them or am amused by them.

So here is proof for Anne that I received her postcard. Also? S? In case you were feeling left out, your postcard is up there as well.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008

Saturday Miscellaney, Including Flower Pr0n

Nothing like a lazy Saturday.

First, we sent Grandmom off for a week. There’s a wedding in Baltimore, and then she’ll spend some time with my cousin Liz before she graduates. (Our plan is to go up for Liz’s graduation, which is a Thursday afternoon, stupidly, then back for her graduation/birthday party on Saturday.)

Then I took a four hour nap on the sofa. So no, I’m not over the flu yet. Humph. But I am feeling better.

Especially after that four hour nap.

The I woke up, got the mail, and had a postcard from Anne! YIPPEE! I LOVE GETTING MAIL! WHEEEEEE! Very pretty postcard too! Once I get off the sofa I’ll put it on the refrigerator with all the other postcards. YAY ANNE!

But I did get some new flower pr0n. I completely missed the blooming of the peonies while I was sick. Now the scarlet petals litter the ground after the storms earlier this week beat everything to the ground. And my chives! My chives are a mess!

But other things are blooming, and when I sat out on the deck this morning, the wind was blowing, and I could smell flowers.

It almost made up for the constant traffic.

So here’s some more flower pr0n under the cut.
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Friday, June 6, 2008

Friday Cat Blogging

Missed cat blogging last week because I was sick.

However, you don’t get double cat pictures to make it up. In fact, only one of the pictures I took was even halfway decent.

Stupid light.

Kat and Kit

Here are Kat and Kit watching the bird feeder outside the living room window.

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Garrison Resigns

Took him long enough. I was beginning to think he was as tone deaf as Bush.

WVU’s president to resign Sept. 1

West Virginia University President Mike Garrison says he’ll resign Sept. 1 to end the controversy surround the awarding of a master’s degree to the governor’s daughter.
By The Associated Press

West Virginia University President Mike Garrison says he’ll resign Sept. 1 to end the controversy surround the awarding of a master’s degree to the governor’s daughter.

Garrison told the Board of Governors on today that only he can stop debate and it’s the most difficult decision he’s ever made.

Garrison’s nine-month administration has been dogged from the start by the degree scandal and the sudden departure and lawsuit involving a former football coach. His presidency started last Sept. 1.

Garrison says no one member of the board asked him to leave and each has been a counselor and a friend.

The board called his decision an unselfish action that should begin a period of healing and recovery.

See also here.

Also? This:

Here are a couple suggestions for the next Presidential search:

First, don’t use anyone from the last search committee. Second, consider offering a salary that’s at least as much as the offensive coordinator of the football team. And third, understand that running WVU or any major university of its size requires a unique skill set.

My take on this, under the cut.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Poll for Uber-Geeks

What is the coolest starship?

OK, so, I’ve actually had this discussion with myself. Let us say no more about that.

My biggest problem is that they are missing all kinds of ships. No Moya from Farscape. No Star Furies from Babylon 5. And most importantly, no Defiant from DS9. How are we supposed to determine the coolest starship when they have all these gaping holes in their poll?

Jeesh!

Oh, my ranking for coolest ships?

Defiant
Moya
Serenity
Millennium Falcon
Nebuchadnezzar

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Apropos of Nothing

Anyone heard from Tanya in awhile?

Did the moose get her?

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Patrick Stewart

For Janiece:

That was the incoming mail sound on my computer for many months.

Before I found Dax saying “Incoming Message”

I think I fixed it, but if the link above still doesn’t work, try this: Patrick Stewart.

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Under the Radar

Here are some interesting news items that have come in under the radar in recent weeks.

First, something I have complained repeatedly about, which is “anti-bacterial” products. Research in the UK has found that using anti-bacterial wipes in hospitals does not, in fact kill bacteria, and if a wipe is used on more than one surface, may instead spread those bacteria.

…the wipes tested were unable to kill the bacteria that they removed. As a result, they transferred high numbers of bacteria to other surfaces.

 
 

On a more controversial note, a study conducted at the Medical College of Wisconsin found that states that conduct local background checks, as opposed to relying upon only federal, or federal and state data, have lower rates of homicide and suicide. This was a retrospective study, and the article didn’t list the states used in the study, which is information I would like to know before drawing further conclusions from the article. (i.e. did the study account for population density and size?)

 
 

An article that was simply fascinating was the the following:

A new report shows that a non-ambulatory (unable to walk or stand) child with a cervical spinal cord injury was able to restore basic walking function after intensive locomotor training. The case study, published in Physical Therapy (May 2008), the scientific journal of the American Physical Therapy Association (APTA), evaluated the effects of locomotor training in a 4 ½ year-old-boy, who had no ability to walk following a gunshot wound sixteen months earlier.

The articles doesn’t state at what age plasticity stops, although it does limit these ability to children. It would be interesting to know what biological mechanisms affected this child’s miraculous recovery, and whether those conditions can eventually be reproduced in adults.

 
 

A study performed at Ohio State University has found that in the workplace instant messaging can actually improve productivity. I’ve noticed this myself. I’d much rather have the GAs IM me easy questions than call me. And it would be much easier to IM my boss questions that require little more than yes or no answers than call him or get up and walk over to his office.

Although it’s probably better for my physically to walk over to his office with my questions.

 
 

And last but not least, something that won’t surprise women in the least, heterosexual men’s decision making is more suspect after they’ve seen scantily clad women, or items in which women would be scantily clad.

Authors … found that the desire for immediate rewards increased in men who touched bras, looked at pictures of beautiful women, or watched video clips of young women in bikinis running through a park.

Um… duh? Isn’t that the point of all those horrible TV commercials?

Of course this could also work in the favor of women. Drag one’s guy through Victoria’s secret, and maybe they’ll more readily agree to any purchases immediately after.

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

I Do Believe…

…that I ought not to take Dayquil any more.

Please remind me of this in the future, if the case arises.

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