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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Thursday, June 24, 2021

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (2014) Drew Hayes

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred the Vampire AccountantI really adore this book.

Without being crass, let me simply say an undead body handles normal food as a human one handles gum. While not built for nourishment, it is capable of disposing of such materials.

I was more than a minor klutz in my human days, so it was an enjoyable change to walk around without injuring myself.

(Contrary to popular mythology, I neither sleep in a coffin, nor am I rendered powerless during the daytime. The difference between the two is that in the daytime I can sleep, which is an ability I lack under starlight. I don’t have to, and in fact spent three weeks without any rest during last year’s tax season;)

“Well, if it sweetens the pot any, I do own my own accounting agency. Maybe I could be used to help with the books,” I said in desperation. It was a stupid long shot. I was under no illusions that the dracolings would actually find a vampire a more desirable bet because he was an accountant.

As it turned out, I was dead wrong in that assumption.

Publisher: REUTS Publications
Rating: 8.5/10




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