Swordheart, Audio Book

Swordheart, Audio Book (2018) T. Kingfisher narrated by Jesse Vilinsky

One of the grimmer realizations of Sarkis’s youth had been the discovery that knowing you were being an ass did not actually stop you from continuing to be an ass.

“Well,” she admitted, looking at the pile of potatoes, “you’re good at that.”

“I have a great deal of experience skinning my enemies,” he said, deadpan.

“Do you have many enemies among the potatoes?”

“Not any longer.”

“What would you say if I tortured you?” asked the bandit leader conversationally.

Halla blinked at him. “Err…’ow,’ probably? ‘Stop, stop, stop,’ something like that?” What a bizarre question. What does he expect me to say?

Characters: Halla, Sarkis, Cousin Alver, Aunt Malva, Great-Uncle Silas, Bartholomew, Nolan, Bishop Beartongue, Zale, Brindle, Jorge, Mare, Angharad, The Dervish

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Rating: 8.5/10

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