The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (2014) Drew Hayes (Fred, the Vampire Accountant #1)

I was more than a minor klutz in my human days, so it was an enjoyable change to walk around without injuring myself.

“Well, if it sweetens the pot any, I do own my own accounting agency. Maybe I could be used to help with the books,” I said in desperation. It was a stupid long shot. I was under no illusions that the dracolings would actually find a vampire a more desirable bet because he was an accountant.

As it turned out, I was dead wrong in that assumption. It was like I’d jolted each of the dracolings with electricity, the way they reacted when I mentioned the word “accounting.”

“You are . . . an accountant?” Morgan asked.

“Um, yes. I run my own business out of my apartment, and I do pretty good work,” I said.

“Do you know how difficult it is to find a parahuman that is both capable and willing to balance books?” Morgan asked me again.

Characters: Fredrick Frankford Fletcher, Krystal Jenkins, Neil, Albert, Lord Ackers, Bubba Emerson, Amy Wells, Sally Alderson, Richard Alderson, Gideon, Quinn Thames, Beauregard

Cover design by Ashley Ruggirello

REUTS Publications

Rating: 9/10

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