Paladin’s Grace, Audiobook

Paladin’s Grace, Audiobook (2020) T. Kingfisher narrated by Joel Richards (Saint of Steel #1)

“What in the name of the little household gods is that?”

“An abomination,” said Stephen. “I believe the cook called it gravy.”

“Gravy is not that color.”

“I did not say the cook was correct.”

“Can we burn them at the stake?”

“We’re not those kind of paladins.”

“Istvhan, you ever kill someone with an ice swan?” he whispered.

“I clubbed someone unconscious with a frozen goose once. That’s similar?”

The Bishop suffered a mysterious coughing fit.

“No, you had to use the goose as a bludgeon, didn’t you? For the swan, I figure you’d snap the head off and try to stab with the neck.”

“Hmmm…” Istvhan eyed the ice sculpture speculatively. “It’s pretty big. And not well balanced.”

“I figure you’d have to go two-handed with it.”

“I think I’d grab one of the candelabras instead. Some of those are nice and heavy.”

“Far too unwieldy. I could take you apart with the ice swan while you were still trying to get the candelabra off the ground.”

“Gentlemen,” said Beartongue, “I forbid you to smash the Archon’s decor and try to duel with it.”

“Yes, your holiness.”

“I’ll have you both excommunicated.”

Stephen coughed. “Technically we’re not in your church, your holiness.”

“Then I will have you confirmed so that I can excommunicate you even harder.”

Characters: Grace, Marguerite, Stephen, Istvhan, Shane, Galen, Marcus, Brother Francis, Crown Prince of Charlock, Bishop Beartongue, Phillip, Piper, Ethan, Jorge, Zale, Judge Gucciard, Captain Mallory,

Publisher: Tantor Audio

Rating: 9/10

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