Love, Marriage, and a Baby Carriage

Love, Marriage, and a Baby Carriage (2016) C.S. Poe

Utterly ridiculous.

I was attending a singles’ convention for special people like me to find their forever penguin partner. But after I paid the attendance fee, got a hotel room, and booked my flight, I found out it was specifically for guys and gals.

Utterly silly.

But no, there I was with my little trash baby.

Utterly marvelous.

I’d unbuttoned my shirt halfway before turning back to the egg. It was just sitting there. Obviously it couldn’t see anything, but it felt weird. Two’s a party; three’s a crowd. I carefully turned the egg in its robe nest.

That didn’t do much.

“Is this the front or back?” I mumbled absently.

“I think it’s upside down,” Wesley said.

“What?” I yelped, adjusting the egg again. After a beat, I just covered it completely with the robe. “There.”

Why aren’t there more stories about penguin shifters?

Rating: 9/10

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