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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Short Stories

A random IM (he was away from his desk. When he came back there were a series of messages saying I was being attacked, it was horrible–no, never mind, just dust bunnies) with a co-worker lead to me thinking about short short stories.

Which I love.

As Shawn was talking about short stories just the other day, we can consider this not completely from out of nowhere. Especially since IO9 was talking about short fiction today.

My favorite short short story. (This really is an all time favorite short. Go read it! It’ll take less than a minute!)

Six word biographies.

Extremely responsible, secretly longed for spontaneity.
– Sabra Jennings

6-word science fiction stories

Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
– Alan Moore

And from IO9: 8 Unstoppable Rules For Writing Killer Short Stories

Now I want to go write a short story.

Written by Michelle at 4:41 pm    

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Last Amusement During Lunch

Along the lines of the Evil Overlord list:

Things I Will Do If I Am Ever the Vampire

3. The Hero will come armed with holy water, a cross and a stake. I will come armed with a 5.56 mm assault rifle and grenades. If the Hero has to cross open ground, there is no better way to reach out and touch someone than with a sniper rifle.

Written by Michelle at 12:20 pm    

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Big Plans

As tired as I am, and as much as I’d like to go home and go to bed?

Not happening, because tonight we have tickets to see…

B.B. KING!

How awesome is that?

Written by Michelle at 12:16 pm    

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Why Michelle Doesn’t Like SF

Being the geek that I am, I deeply hate to admit that I do not like to read science fiction. It feels akin to saying an a Luddite or something. The strange thing is I’ve never been quite able to explain why I don’t like it, but Kate sums it up in her post on dystopian futures and science fiction.

The vast majority of SF I have read or attempted to read is terribly depressing. There are plenty of exceptions, and when I have read those books I generally have enjoyed them (Ender’s Game, Cowboy Feng’s Space Bar and Grille, the Callahan series) but the vast majority of what I come across looks like it’s going to make me even more depressed than I already am.

And I just don’t need that.

That’s not to say only SF is guilty of that. I felt off kilter for several DAYS after I finished reading Joyce Carole Oates “Blonde” because it was so terribly depressing. But I don’t read a lot of “literature” either. Possibly for the same reason.

So I suppose my question about SF now would be, what SF is out there that isn’t terribly depressing?

I loved “Ender’s Game” but felt the series went steadily downhill, and quit reading after “Xenocide.” I enjoyed Spider Robinson’s Callahan series, but that’s all but straight up comedy. (Same thing for Steven Brust’s “Cowboy Feng’s Space Bar and Grill.”) I read a book called “Becoming Human” that I very much enjoyed, as it dealt with the issues of human rights and who is and is not deserving of them. And of course I loved reading the Han Solo books by Brian Daley when I was younger–those were pretty much straight up action/adventure.

But some of the stuff my dad loved? Take “A Canticle for Lebovitz.” I couldn’t stand it. When they did the radio play when I was a teenager, I would leave the room so I wouldn’t have to hear it because I found it so depressing.

So is there SF out there that isn’t horribly depressing? And if so, how do I find it?

Written by Michelle at 7:11 am    

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Time Wasting

Of course I’m an exclamation point. Was there ever any doubt?

(more…)

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Nightmares

Why am I so tired today? Because I had a series of interconnected nightmares last night.

First, I dreamed I was pregnant (I do not want to have children). Then (while pregnant) I had to go to my 20th class reunion (I do not want to go to my class reunion). Finally, to add insult to injury, when I arrived at the reunion, I didn’t have any pants.

I, of course, woke up mad at Michael.

Written by Michelle at 4:17 pm    

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Dear Stupid People

Elevators. Please comprehend how they work.

If you are waiting for an elevator, there’s a very good probability that when the doors open, other people are going to want to get OFF the elevator. Especially when you’re waiting on the ground floor.

Therefore DO NOT CROWD AROUND THE DOORS BEFORE THEY OPEN!

There are only four of you waiting. You’re all going to fit.

So STAND BACK and BE PATIENT!

Thank you.

Written by Michelle at 11:06 am    

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Public Health and Cheap Administrators

This is the kind of stuff that fascinates me and made me want to study public health: Hepatitis outbreak leads to discovery of dangerous practices at medical clinic.

People want to know why I don’t like large corporations and businesses? This is a prime example. Administrators who don’t know squat about medicine make rules that put the lives and health of patients at risk.

(via my brother)

Written by Michelle at 11:27 am    

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Sunday, March 9, 2008

It’s Not All Bad on the First Sunday of March

Yippee! It might not be spring yet, but my garden is starting to wake up!

As threatened, the first of the flower pr0n!

My grandmother noticed this morning that the pussywillow bush is starting to flower. So I took some pictures then cut 7 stems to bring in to enjoy.

Assuming the cats don’t eat them.

Written by Michelle at 1:23 pm    

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First Sunday in March? You’ve GOT to be Kidding!

I. HATE. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME.

Now I’m going to be cranky for the rest of the week as I try to adjust to a new sleep schedule.

Written by Michelle at 8:50 am    

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Saturday, March 8, 2008

Saturday + Snow = Baking

And not just any baking mind you, but yeasty baking.

There’s been a lot of talk around these parts about pizza. And after reading Jim‘s post about different types of pizza crust, I decided that I needed to make pizza for dinner.

As I was unable to find Jim’s recommended potato flour, I decided to delve into my new cookbook, A Passion for Baking (Christmas gift from my Aunt & Uncle) and see if it had a good recipe for pizza dough. “The World’s Best Pizza Dough” recipe caught my eye, so I decided to try it. Instead of Jim’s potato flour, it called for Semolina flour OR cornmeal, and as I HAVE cornmeal, that made it a win.

The interesting thing this recipe called for was to roll out the dough after the first rise, add the toppings, and then have a second rise. Since I use a pizza stone, I wasn’t sure how well that was going to work, so I compromised. I rolled out the dough after the second rise, and then placed it on a sheet of parchment paper, where I let the dough rise again. Then when I went to bake the pizza, I slid parchment paper and all onto the hot stone, and everything was perfect.

How did it turn out? Well, Grandmom raved about the pizza through dinner, and then came back in later and said it was the best pizza I’d made and the best she’d had. So, I’d say that’s a win.

And since I had already made a mess, while the pizza dough was on it’s first rise, I started dough fr sweet rolls. I’ve used several different recipes for sweet rolls over the year, but the one I like best makes way too many at once, and even a half recipe is ridiculous, so I decided to use the dough recipe from the The King Arthur Flour Baker’s Companion, and improvise the filling on the fly.

So we just got finished rolling out the dough (despite the long rise, the dough was still difficult to roll, and I took a couple short breaks to let the dough relax while rolling it out. (Also, if you care about such things, I adore my French rolling pin I never thought the kind of rolling pin would make a difference, but this is the best pin I’ve ever used, and makes even pie crusts a joy to make.)

Anyway, sugar/cinnamon/butter (with a dash of nutmeg) and crasins and walnuts (except on Grandmom’s portion) were spread onto the dough, then the dough was rolled and sliced, and now one pan is in the fridge to bake for breakfast tomorrow morning, and the other is in the freezer for some other morning.

Now I get to look out the window at the snow, enjoy the heat from the wood stove in the basemnt, curl up with a book, and know I’ve got breakfast for tomorrow.

How awesome a Saturday is that?

Written by Michelle at 8:59 pm    

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Friday, March 7, 2008

You Are What You Eat

I’ve been thinking a lot food recently. OK, I’ve been reading the Omnivore’s Dilemma, which hasn’t helped, but my ruminations do predate picking up the book.

Let’s go back a bit.

I haven’t eaten red meat–or any kind of mammal–since I was 21. (That’d be 17 years for those of you counting along at home.) And I didn’t eat a lot of meat in the three years before that either, so it’s getting close to half my life I haven’t eaten mammals. I don’t eat much poultry either, and when I do buy chicken or turkey, I try to make sure it’s organic, which means not just the diet but also the living conditions under which the animals are kept.

Why? To be blunt, because I think that the food industry in the US is highly unethical and immoral. Feed lots disturb me terribly, as does the idea of cutting off the beak of a chicken and sticking it in a tiny cage for the entirety of it’s life.

But before you get your panties in a bunch thinking I care more about animals than I do humans, I am even more horrified by the working conditions of humans in slaughter houses, and the way farmers are corralled into a lose-lose situation, and the way workers at most fast food restaurants are treated. In fact I have hardly set foot in a fast food restaurant after my own food service experiences and reading Fast Food Nation, and tend to eat at restaurants that are local, or else chains that have a reputation for treating their employees well, and providing them with benefits. (If you’re not sure about a restaurant’s reputation, look for a place where the waitresses have been there for years. Employees won’t stick around for long at a place that treats them like crap.)

So, long story short, I don’t eat mammals, and I don’t patronize restaurants that treat their employees badly.

So I do try to consider the whole picture when I made these decisions about what I would and would not eat. And as Michael and I slowly make more money, I try to make more and more food choices that are organic and/or fair trade. Often I fail in this, but it seems to me my only choice is to try. And of course it’s even hard to make these choices with my grandmother living and eating with us, because her diet is restricted by her health problems and her medications (she’s on coumadin, has dairy problems, and has high blood pressure; each has it’s own dietary restrictions.) But it’s still worth the effort, because things that are important are rarely easy.

But things have in fact become easier in recent years, as organic products have expanded from co-ops to regular grocery stores. There are three grocery stores within a few miles of my house that have relatively large organic sections. And one sells a variety of organic meats and poultry in addition to the veggies and dairy etc.

Which leads me to my current quandary.

Quiet obviously, ethical food is important to me. So would it not behoove me to start eating organic and ethically raised meat, so that I can support the farmers who put in the extra work and effort to raise their animals in a more healthy and moral manner?

To further complicate matters, the reason it was easy for me to stop eating meat, is because I never cared one way or the other for it. Excluding family get togethers, and some restaurants in the early 90s, it’s never been a problem for me, and, excluding going to the Jewish Deli in Baltimore near where my grandmother lived and getting fresh corned beef (oh, I do miss Attmans; turkey pastrami just isn’t the same), I haven’t missed eating meat in the slightest.

So would a change in my diet be worth it? I simply can’t decide.

Written by Michelle at 6:50 pm    

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Crappy Day

I’m having a crappy day. So here’s some old flower pr0n.

Pink Rose

Unfortunately, that rose bush died last summer, but I did plant a nice rhododendron to take it’s place.

I just have to remind myself that in a few weeks the first of my flowers will start blooming, and this year I’m going to start taking pictures again. I bought a small tripod last year, but was too depressed to try it out. This year, I’m going to take LOTS of flower pr0n. Why? Because it’s fun.

Written by Michelle at 1:51 pm    

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Categories: Depression,House & Garden  

Thursday, March 6, 2008

I Got Nuthin’

So go to Basic Instructions and be amused by this comic.

Also, more book reviews over at Random Reading.

Written by Michelle at 4:23 pm    

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