Richard Osman
Books: Mystery | Queer
Thursday Murder Club: The Thursday Murder Club (2020), The Man Who Died Twice (2021), The Bullet That Missed (2022), The Last Devil to Die (2023)
We Solve Murders: We Solve Murders (2024)
The Thursday Murder Club (2020)
At
a luxury retirement home, every Thursday, meets the Thursday Murder
Club, where the four members look into unsolved crimes and try and
figure them out to their satisfaction.
There is Ron.
Back in the days when he was in the papers, they called him Red Ron, though everyone was Red something in those days. Ron's picture was rarely in the papers without the caption "Talks between the two sides collapsed late last night."
Ibrahim.
"Would you like the detailed answer, or the simple answer?" asks Ibrahim.
"The simple answer, please, Ibrahim," says Elizabeth, without hesitation.
Ibrahim pauses. Perhaps he had phrased his question poorly? "But I have prepared a detailed answer, Elizabeth."
Joyce, whose diary entries intersperse the narrative, and who joined the group after Penny's stroke.
I have seen a lot of stab wounds in my time. My job wasn't all sprained ankles. So I said then, well, she wouldn't die at all. Which she wouldn't. It wouldn't have been fun for her, but it would have been easy to patch up.
And the (ring)leader of the group, Elizabeth.
Elizabeth put up more spirited opposition, mentioning that she still held a fully valid tank license. She really could play fast and loose with the Official Secrets Act at times. But in the end it all came down to this: Ibrahim was the only one who understood how the satnav worked.
I loved this story. I kept reading bits to Michael.
He looks like he smells great, but you wouldn't really want to get close enough to find out for sure.
He had once read a headline about Diet Coke that was so worrying he had chosen not to read the article.
But there were also bits that struck me strongly.
You always know when it's your first time, don't you? But you rarely know when it's your final time.
In life you have to learn to count the good days. You have to tuck them in your pocket and carry them around with you.
I immediately checked that I had the sequel.
Characters: Elizabeth Best, Joyce Meadowcroft, Ibrahim Arif, Ron Ritchie, Bernard Cottle, Donna De Freitas, Ian Ventham, Tony Curran, Jason Ritchie, Detective Chief Inspector Chris Hudson, Penny Gray, John Gray, Bogdan Jankowski, Turkish Gianni Gunduz, Steve Giorgiou, Costas Gunduz, Patrice De Freitas, Father Matthew Mackie, Gordon Playfair, Karen Playfair, Sir Austin, Stephen, Bobby Tanner, Joanna
Publisher: Penguin Books
August 2023 | Rating: 9/10
The Thursday Murder Club, Audio Book (2020) narrated by Lesley Manville
Publisher: Penguin Audio
- October 2023 | Rating: 9/10
- July 2025 | Rating: 8.5/10
The Man Who Died Twice (2021) #2
This series is just fun,
After the adventures of the last book, Joyce has perhaps become a little bored.
"Do you think a dog might be good company?" asks Joyce. "I thought I might either get a dog or join Instagram."
Ibrihim also has his own insights into how he has lived his life.
You silly old man, he thinks as he turns the key in the ignition, you made the biggest mistake of them all. You forgot to live,
And then Elizabeth's ex-husband waltzes into the picture.
That twinkle in his eye was undimmed. The twinkle that gave an entirely undeserved suggestion of wisdom and charm. The twinkle that could make you walk down the aisle with a man almost ten years your junior and regret it within months. The twinkle you soon realize is actually the beam of a lighthouse, warning you off the rocks.
And Ron, is Ron.
He doesn't know where Elizabeth got hold of the overalls, but boy were they comfortable. He wonders if he's allowed to keep them. Wearing overalls every day would be a slippery slope, though. There's a thin line between wearing overalls and going to the shop in your pajamas.
It's fun and delightful and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Characters: Elizabeth Best, Joyce Meadowcroft, Ibrahim Arif, Ron Ritchie, Donna De Freitas, Detective Chief Inspector Chris Hudson, Bogdan Jankowski, Patrice De Freitas, Sue Reardon, Lance James, Poppy, Siobhan, Martin Lomax, Connie Johnson, Douglas Middlemass, Ryan Baird, Kendrick, Sylvia Finch, Joanna
Publisher: Penguin Books
September 2023 | Rating: 9/10
The Man Who Died Twice, Audiobook (2021) narrated by Lesley Manville
Publisher: Penguin Audio
July 2025 | Rating: 8.5/10
The Bullet That Missed (2022) #3
The
gang are back together (they were never apart, actually) and have
decided to look into the murder of a young newscaster, partially because
it is an interesting case (no body was ever found) and partially
because Joyce wants to meet the man she worked with before she died.
"I had read you were a Buddhist, Mike?" Ibrahim spent the morning researching their guest.
"I am," says Mike. "Thirty-odd years."
"Ah," says Ibrahim. "I had been under the impression that Buddhists were vegetarian? I was almost sure."
"I'm Church of England too," says Mike. "So I pick and choose. That's the point of being a Buddhist."
"I stand corrected," says Ibrahim.
Ah, Joyce.
I am Googling Heather Garbutt and listening to the World Service. She is difficult to Google, because there's also an Australian hockey player called Heather Garbutt, and most of the results are about her. I actually ended up quite interested in the hockey player, and I follow her on Instagram now. She has three very beautiful children.
The group comes to the attention of the police–beyond Chris and Donna.
"Then your other friends. The ladies?"
"Joyce and Elizabeth?"
"You might be comfortable with a chief constable questioning you. Ron might take it in his stride. But two elderly women? How do you think the two of them would react if I decided to question them? Because if I have to, I will."
Ibrahim laughs. "I wish you the very best of luck with that, Andrew."
This series remains a delight, always going places I would never expect–even with Elizabeth involved.
Characters: Elizabeth Best, Joyce Meadowcroft, Ibrahim Arif, Ron Ritchie, Bogdan Jankowski, Stephen, Connie Johnson, Bethany Waites, Joanna Meadowcroft, Mike Waghorn, Pauline Jenkins, Fiona Clemence, Heather Garbutt, Viktor Illyich, Carwyn Price, The Viking/Henrik Hansen, Alan
Publisher: Pamela Dorman Books
September 2023 | Rating: 9/10
The Bullet That Missed, Audiobook (2022) narrated by Fiona Shaw #3
Publisher: Penguin Audio
July 2025 | Rating: 8.5/10
The Last Devil to Die (2023)
TW: Dementia, Death of a recurring character, Grief
The 4th (and most recent) Thursday Murder Club mystery finds Stephen succumbing to his battle with dementia.
Stephen doesn't always know who Bogdan is these days, but he likes his calmness. He fell asleep on Bogdan's shoulder the other day, and Bogdan missed a weightlifting session because he refused to disturb him.
The group has tried to befriend Mervyn (who Joyce's current crush) and it doesn't go well.
"You must miss her terribly," says Ibrahim. "When did you last see her?"
"We haven't, just as yet, met," says Mervyn, scraping tartar sauce off a scampo.
"You haven't met?" asks Joyce. "That seems unusual?"
"Just been unlucky," says Mervyn. "She had a flight canceled, then she had some cash stolen, and now there's the passport thing. The course of true love never did run smooth."
Stephen's friend Kuldesh is murdered in a seemingly senseless way, and the group looks into it.
Donna spots a mobile phone wedged behind a radiator. She wonders why Kuldesh hadn't taken it with him, then remembers he is eighty.
As expected, the group looks into it and meets many unsavory characters.
Dom points at Ibrahim. "I don't know your name, but you're the guy who goes to see Connie Johnson at Darwell Prison. Word is you're a Moroccan cocaine importer. That true?"
"No comment," says Ibrahim. Has Ron ever seen him look so proud?
"You," says Dom, nodding his head toward Elizabeth. "No idea who you are, but you've got a gun in your bag. Badly hidden."
"I'm not hiding it," says Elizabeth.
"Now do me," says Joyce.
Dom looks at Joyce. "You look like you've fallen in with a bad crowd."
I continue to identify strongly with Ibrahim.
Wherever he is, and whatever he is doing, the primary thought in Ibrahim's mind is always "How will I get home?" With one's car impounded? Impossible.
Truly adore him.
He downloaded the menu for her, but he has not printed it out, because you have to start somewhere. Ibrahim has stuck a Post-it note on both his printer and his laminator saying What would Greta Thunberg do?
Characters: Elizabeth Best, Joyce Meadowcroft, Ibrahim Arif, Ron Ritchie, Donna De Freitas, Jason Ritchie, Detective Chief Inspector Chris Hudson, Stephen, Connie Johnson, Kuldesh Sharma, Mervyn Collins, Mitch Maxwell, Kellie Maxwell, Dominic Holt, Samantha Barnes, Garth, Edwin Mayhem, Jill Regan, Luca Buttaci, Nina Mishra, Bob Whittaker, Professor Jonjo Mellor, Alan
Publisher: Pamela Dorman Books
December 2023 | Rating: 9/10
The Last Devil to Die, Audiobook (2023) narrated by Fiona Shaw #4
Publisher: Penguin Audio
July 2025 | Rating: 8.5/10
We Solve Murders
We Solve Murders (2024) #1
Honestly,
there were parts of this I read with one I squinted, kinda not looking
directly at the page, just in case something unexpectedlt awful was
about to happen.
It didn’t.
Although there is plenty of murder and shooting and such, this is pretty much a cozy, so no characters I’d come to be interested in were killed.
Amy works for a company that provides protection.
Maximum Impact Solutions has many mottos, but “Let them kill the old woman” is not one of them.
Unfortunately, someone has been killing off clients, and has been making sure it was done when Amy was in the area.
And her boss, Jeff, has his own problems to deal with right now.
“I’m guessing you do mind?” says Jeff, inviting Susan to sit. “That sort of thing?”
“That sort of thing? Yes,” says Susan, impassively. “I mind that sort of thing.”
“Would you like me to do something?” Jeff asks.
“Dismantle the patriarchy?” suggests Susan.
“I’ll talk to them,” says Jeff. “They don’t really like black guys interfering, but I’ll do my best.”
So Amy ends up dragging her client, author Rosie D’Antonio, into the mess.
Amy, what do you like about yourself?”
“I’m English,” says Amy. “I don’t like anything about myself.”
“Yawn,” says Rosie. “I used to be English too, and I got over it. Pick something.”
Well, maybe there wasn’t much dragging involved with Felicity, but there is a good deal of coercion with her father-in-law, Steve.
“Your passport will be checked in the Arrivals Suite,” says Brad. “Then Border Protection. They never check bags, though.”
Steve is relieved—he doesn’t need a bored man with a gun questioning why he’s only packed three pairs of underpants.
It was delightful, and despite getting worried a couple of times, there were no untimely deaths of characters I didn’t want to die.
Characters: Amy Wheeler, Steve Wheeler, Adam Wheeler, Debbie Wheeler, Rosie D’Antonio, François Loubet, Jeff Nolan, Henk van Veen, Susan Knox, Andrew Fairbanks, Bella Sanchez, Mark Gooch, Bonnie Gregor, Justin Scroggie, Max Highfield, Kevin, Felicity Woolaston, Gary Gough, Lauren Gough, Jenny Bright, Molly Bright, Rob Kenna, Big Mickey Moody, Tony Taylor, Eddie Flood, Carlos Moss, Barb, Nelson Nunez, Courtney Lewis, Derek Charters, Vasiliy Karpin
Cover by Richard Bravery
Published by Pamela Dorman
August 2025 | Rating: 8.5/10