Chelsa Quinn Yarbro
Books: Fantasy | Horror
Anthologies
The Repentant (2003), Dracula in London (2004), Better Off Undead (2008), Vampires: The Recent Undead (2010), Full Moon City (2010)
The Repentant (2003) edited by Martin H. Greenberg & Brian Thomsen
I love short stories, so I tend to pick up anthologies when I come across them–assuming they look even remotely interesting. The Repentant looked particularly interesting, since it had several authors I particularly like: Tanya Huff, P.N. Elrod, and especially Nina Kiriki Hoffman. And the theme was also one that interested me: supernatural creatures.
- The Salem Trial by Jody Lynn Nye
- Lycanthrope Summer by Jeff Grubb
- The Den Mother by Edo Van Belkom
- Brothers in the Flesh by Fiona Patton
- Heat by Jean Rabe
- She Dwelleth in the Cold of the Moon by James Lowder
- Scleratus by Tanya Huff
- Slaughter by P.N. Elrod
- A Hollywood Tradition by Brian M. Thomsen
- The Devil You Know by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
- Intercession by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
- The Recall of Cthulhu by Tom Dupree
- Redeemed by Allen C. Kupfer
Dracula in London (2004) edited by P.N Elrod
I give up. After six months I’m about three-quarters of the way through, and haven’t enjoyed one single story I’ve read.
I generally like P.N. Elrod’s stories, and I’ve read several other anthologies she has edited, all of which I’ve enjoyed, but these stories? No. Yuck.
- To Each His Own Kind by Tanya Huff
- Box Number Fifty by Fred Saberhagen
- Wolf And Hound by Nigel Bennett & P.N. Elrod
- The Dark Downstairs by Roxanne Longstreet Conrad
- Dear Mr Bernard Shaw by Judith Proctor
- The Three Boxes by Elaine Bergstrom
- Good Help by K.B. Bogen
- Places For Act Two by Bradley H. Sinor
- Beast by Amy L. Gruss & Catt Kingsgrave Ernstein
- A Most Electrifying Evening by Julie Barrett
- An Essay On Containment by Gene Deweese
- Berserker by Nancy Kilpatrick
- Curtain Call by Gary A. Braunbeck
- Renfield Or Dining At The Bughouse by Bill Zaget
- Everything To Order by Jody Lynn Nye
- Longterm Investment by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
One possibility is that these are all based on Dracula (as is obvious from the title) and so they may lean more towards horror that I generally dislike. But these stories weren’t really that horrific–they didn’t leave me with that vague sense of nausea that horror often gives me. Instead, I just didn’t find them interesting.
So as my gift to myself at the end of the year, I’m going to stop trying to read this anthology and move on to something else.
Published by Ace
The Secret History Of Vampires (2007) edited by Darrell Schweitzer
- "Introduction" by Darrell Schweitzer
- "Under St. Peter's" by Harry Turtledove
- "Two Hunters in Manhattan" by Mike Resnick
- "Smoke and Mirrors" by P. D. Cacek
- "Garbo Quits" by Ron Goulart
- "Blood of Dreams" by Sarah A. Hoyt
- "A Princess of Spain" by Carrie Vaughn
- "Harpy" by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
- "Honored Be Her Name" by John Gregory Betancourt and Darrell Schweitzer
- "Ill-Met in Ilium" by Gregory Frost
- "The Temptation of Saint Anthony" by Brian Stableford
- "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Ian Watson
- "Green Wallpaper" by Tanith Lee
- "Sepulchres of the Undead" by Keith Taylor
Published by DAW
Better Off Undead (2008) edited by Martin H. Greenberg & Daniel M. Hoyt
Anthologies edited by Martin H. Greenberg are usually ones I can pick up knowing that I’ll like the majority of stories within.
This volume? Not so much. There were a handful of stories I thought were good, but for the most part? Meh.
- A Grain of Salt by Sarah A. Hoyt
- The Poet Gnawreate and the Taxman by Dave Freer
- The Infernal Revenus Service by Laura Resnick
- Mummy Knows Best by Esther M. Friesner
- Genius Loci by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
- Ah, Yehz by Alan Dean Foster
- Gamma Ray versus Death by Carrie Vaughn
- Museum Hauntings by Irene Radford
- My Tears Have Been My Meat by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
- The Perfect Man by Fran LaPlaca
- Two All Beef Patties by Jay Lake
- That Saturday by Devon Monk
- Walking Fossil by Robert A. Hoyt
- Night Shifted by Kate Paulk
- Twelve Stepping in the Dark by Rebecca Lickiss
- Gobble, Gobble, One of Us by Charles Edgar Quinn
- Bump in the Night by Amanda S. Green
- Separation Anxiety by S.M. Stirling
Vampires: The Recent Undead (2011) edited by Paula Guran
- "The Coldest Girl in Coldtown" by Holly Black
- "This Is Now" by Michael Marshall Smith
- "Sisters" by Charles de Lint
- "The Screaming" by J.A. Konrath
- "Zen and the Art of Vampirism" by Kelley Armstrong
- "La Vampiresse" by Tanith Lee
- "Dead Man Stalking" by Rachel Caine
- "The Ghost of Leadville" by Jeanne C. Stein
- "Waste Land" by Stephen Dedman
- "Gentleman of the Old School" by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
- "No Matter Where You Go" by Tanya Huff
- "Outfangthief" by Conrad Williams
- "Dancing with the Star" by Susan Sizemore
- "A Trick of the Dark" by Tina Rath
- "When Gretchen was Human" by Mary Turzillo
- "Conquistador de la Noche" by Carrie Vaughn
- "Endless Night" by Barbara Roden
- "Dahlia Underground" by Charlaine Harris
- "The Belated Burial" by Caitlin R. Kiernan
- "Twilight States" by Albert Cowdrey
- "To the Moment" by Nisi Shawl
- "Castle in the Desert: Anno Dracula 1977? by Kim Newman
- "Vampires in the Lemon Grove" by Karen Russell
- "Vampires Anonymous" by Nancy Kilpatrick
- "The Wide, Carnivorous Sky" by John Langan
It has taken me an almost embarrassingly long time to finish this. How long you ask? I purchased it a couple months after it was published–that long ago.
The problem is I hit a point where I wasn’t interested in a story, and instead of just skipping to the next story, I put the whole thing down. I know, rookie mistake. (But you’ll see I made it several times, so I decided to just finish off these anthologies, and if I didn’t like a story? SKIP.)
"Gentleman of the Old School" by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
"Everyone’s looking for a new angle on the case, and the Center was a good place to start. That led me to the Count, and I only found out about the Count through the Donations Administrator’s secretary, and that was over a very expensive lunch." She frowned. "I was told that the Count only visited the facilities twice: shortly after construction began and just before it was opened: The Vancouver Center for the Diagnosis and Treatment of Blood Disorders. Ms. Saunders said the Count’s donation covered more than seventy percent of the cost of building and equipping the facility, and that he provides an annual grant for on-going research. That’s got to be a lot of money. I was wondering if the Count would care to confirm the amount? Or discuss the body found on the roof of the Center two days ago?"
So, it was an uneven anthology for me, but there were some very good stories that are well-worth the price of the anthology.
Published by Prime Books
Rating: 7/10
Full Moon City (2010) edited by Martin H. Greenberg & Darrell Schweitzer
I love anthologies. Though I have to admit that with the way paranormal romance has taken off, the ratio of wheat to chaff has been unfavorable for me. However, Carrie Vaughn and Peter S. Beagle were pretty compelling reasons to get this anthology.
- The Truth about Werewolves by Lisa Tuttle
- Innocent by Gene Wolfe
- Kitty Learns the Ropes by Carrie Vaughn
- No Children, No Pets by Esther M. Friesner
- Sea Warg by Tanith Lee
- Country Mothers' Sons by Holly Phillips
- A Most Unusual Greyhound by Mike Resnick
- The Bitch by P.D. Cacek
- The Aarne-Thompson Classification Revue by Holly Black
- Weredog of Bucharest by Ian Watson
- I Was a Middle-Age Werewolf by Ron Goulart
- Kvetchula's Daughter by Darrell Schweitzer
- And Bob's Your Uncle by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
- The Bank Job by Gregory Frost
- La Lune T'Attend by Peter S. Beagle
I’ve read several short stories by Chelsa Quinn Yarbro, but not read any of her books, primarily because they’re typically classified as horror. But the story "And Bob’s Your Uncle" may have been dark, but I didn’t find it scary or horrifying (except perhaps in the way Jake was treated by his mother), and I did find it good, as was Gregory Frost’s "The Bank Job" (even if you’re never quite sure what kind of creature he is.)
Although there were several stories I didn’t particularly like, all in all, the stories that were good were very good, and well worth the price of the anthology.
Rating: 8/10