Jeffrey Ford
Books: Fantasy | Short Stories
Anthologies
The Green Man: Tales from the Mythic Forest (2002), Year's Best Fantasy 3 (2003), Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Edition (2003) The Faery Reel: Tales from the Twilight Realm (2004), The Coyote Road: Trickster Tales (2007), The Secret History of Fantasy (2010), The Way of the Wizard (2010), Running with the Pack (2010), The Beastly Bride: Tales of the Animal People (2010), Naked City (2011), Teeth: Vampire Tales (2011), The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius (2013), Street Magicks (2016)
The Green Man: Tales from the Mythic Forest (2002) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
- Going Wodwo (poem) by Neil Gaiman
- Grand Central Park by Delia Sherman
- Daphne by Michael Cadnum
- Somewhere in My Mind There is a Painting Box by Charles de Lint
- Among the Leaves So Green by Tanith Lee
- Song of the Cailleach Bheur (poem) by Jane Yolen
- Hunter's Moon by Patricia A. McKillip
- Charlie's Away by Midori Snyder
- A World Painted by Birds by Katherine Vaz
- Grounded by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
- Overlooking by Carol Emshwiller
- Fie, Fi, Fo, Fum by Gregory Maguire
- Joshua Tree by Emma Bull
- Ali anugne o chash (the boy who was) by Carolyn Dunn
- Remnants by Kathe Koja
- The Pagodas of Ciboure by M. Shayne Bell
- The Green Man (poem) by Bill Lewis
- The Green Word by Jeffrey Ford
Published by Viking
Year's Best Fantasy 3 (2003) edited by David G. Hartwell
- "Her Father's Eyes" by Kage Baker
- "Want's Master" by Patricia Bowne
- "October in the Chair" by Neil Gaiman
- "Greaves, This Is Serious" by William Mingin
- "Shift" by Nolo Hopkinson
- "A Book, by Its Cover" by P.D. Cacek
- "Somewhere in My Mind There Is a Painting Box" by Charles de Lint
- "The Pyramid of Amirah" by James Patrick Kelly
- "Our Friend Electricity" by Ron Wolfe
- "Social Dreaming of the Frin" by Ursula K. LeGuin
- "Five British Dinosaurs" by Michael Swanwick
- "The Green Word" by Jeffery Ford
- "The Comedian" by Stephan Chapman
- "The Pagodas of Ciboure" by M. Shayne Bell
- "From the Cradle" by Gene Wolfe
- "Sam" by Donald Barr
- "Persian Eyes" by Tanith Lee
- "Travel Agency" by Ellen Klages
- "A Fable of Savior and Reptile" by Steven Popkes
- "Comrade Grandmother" by Naomi Kritzer
- "Familiar" by China Mieville
- "Honeydark" by Liz Williams "A Prayer for Captain La Hire" by Patrice E. Sarath
- "Origin of the Species" by James Van Pelt
- "Tread Softly" by Brian Stableford
- "How It Ended" by Darrell Schweitzer
- "Cecil Rhodes in Hell" by Michael Swanwick
- "Hide and Seek" by Nicholas Royle
- "Death in Love" by R. Garcia y Robertson
Published by Harper Voyager
Year's Best Fantasy and Horror: Sixteenth Edition (2003) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
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Published by St. Martin's Griffin
The Faery Reel: Tales from the Twilight Realm (2004) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
Any time I see a fantasy anthology edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling, I'll often as not pick it up, because I know that it's going to be good. Usually very good. This volume however, has the added bonus of poems by both Charles de Lint and Neil Gaiman.
Needless to say I snatched it up--even thought it was in hardback--when I came across it.
These faery tales are based not upon the fairies of Disney but upon the faery of folktales. As they say in the introduction:
In this book about our good neighbors, we've asked a number of our favorite writers to travel into the Twilight Realm (an ancient name for the land of Faerie) and to bring back stories of faeries and the hapless mortals who cross their path. "No butterfly-winged sprites," we pleaded. "Read the old folktales, journey farther afield, find some of the less explored paths through the Realm.
It would be hard for me not to love this book.
- The Boys of Goose Hill by Charles de Lint
- Catnyp by Delia Sherman
- Elvenbrood by Tanith Lee
- Your Garnet Eyes by Katherine Vaz
- Tengu Mountain by Gregory Frost
- The Faery Handbag by Kelly Link
- The Price of Glamour by Steve Berman
- The Night Market by Holly Black
- Never Never by Bruce Glassco
- Screaming for Aferies by Ellen Steiber
- Immersed in Matter by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
- Undine by Patricia A. McKillip
- The Oakthing by Gregory Maguire
- Foxwife by Hiromi Goto
- The Dream Eaters by A. W. Dellamonico
- The Faery Reel by Neil Gaiman
- The Shooter at the Heartrock Waterhole by Bill Congreve
- The Annals of Eelin-OK by Jeffrey Ford
- De La Tierra by Emma Bull
- How to Find Faery by Nan Fry
All in all an excellent anthology. But I hardly expected anything less.
Published by Viking
Rating: 8/10
The Coyote Road: Trickster Tales (2007) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
I love short stories. Aside from collections by Charles de Lint, I best love anthologies by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling best. Their books are like comfort food, and I save them up for when I'm sick or feeling low.
In the same vein as The Green Man and The Faerie Reel, Datlow and Windling have this time collected stories about tricksters, and they've got some of my favorite authors in this collection: Charles de Lint, Nina Kiriki Hoffman, Ellen Kushner. As usual, they manage to collect stories by some of my favorite story tellers.
- One Odd Shoe by Pat Murphy
- Coyote Woman by Carolyn Dunn
- Wagers of Gold Mountain by Steve Berman
- The Listeners by Nina Kiriki Hoffman
- Realer than You by Christopher Barzak
- The Fiddler of Bayou Teche by Delia Sherman
- A Tale for the Short Days by Richard Bowes
- Friday Night at St. Cecilia's by Ellen Klages
- The Fortune Teller by Patricia A. McKillip
- How Raven Made his Bride by Theodora Goss
- Crow Roads by Charles de Lint
- The Chamber of Music Animals by Katharine Vaz
- Uncle Bob's Visits by Caroline Stevermer
- Uncle Tompa by Midori Snyder
- Cat of the World by Michael Cadnum
- Honored Guest by Ellen Kushner
- Always the Same Story by Elizabeth E. Wein
- The Senorita and the Cactus Thorn by Kim Antieau
- Black Rock Blues by Will Shetterly
- The Constable of Abal by Holly Black
- God Clown by Carol Emshwiller
- The Other Labyrinnth by Jedediah Berry
- The Dreaming Wind by Jeffery Ford
- Kwaku Anansi Walks the World's Web by Jane Yolen
- The Evolution of Trickster Stories Amount the Dogs of North Park after the Change by Kij Johnson
If like short story collections, or trickster tales, then you will want to read The Coyote Road. It has stories from many of my favorite writers, and as with all their collections, I was delighted to discover new authors for whom I'll be on the lookout.
Published by Viking
Rating: 9/10
The Secret History of Fantasy (2010) edited by Peter S. Beagle
This is an interesting collection of short stories, by some very good authors. I can't say all the stories were to my taste, but they were all very good.
- "Ancestor Money" by Maureen F. McHugh
- "Scarecrow" by Gregory Maguire
- "Lady of the Skulls" by Patricia A. McKillip
- "We Are Norsemen" by T.C. Boyle
- "The Barnum Museum" by Steven Millhauser
- "Mrs. Todd's Shortcut" by Stephen King
- "Bears Discover Fire" by Terry Bison
- "Bones" by Francesca Lia Block
- "Snow, Glass, Apples" by Neil Gaiman
- "Fruit and Words" by Aimee Bender
- "The Empire of Ice Cream" by Jeffery Ford
- "The Edge of the World" by Michael Swanwick
- "Super Goat Man" by Jonathan Lethem
- "John Uskglass and the Cumbrian Charcoal Burner" by Susanna Clarke
- "The Book of Martha" by Octavia E. Butler
- "The Vita Aeterna Mirror Company" by Yann Martel
- "Sleight of Hand" by Peter S. Beagle
- "Mythago Wood" by Robert Holdstock
- "26 Monkeys, Also the Abyss" by Kij Johnson
"The Empire of Ice Cream" by Jeffery Ford is an unbearably sad story about synesthesia. Really, that's the best way to describe it. It's even sadder than "The Edge of the World" by Michael Swanwick. The world is mostly as we know it, except that it's flat–you can fall right off the edge and down into nothingness forever. And that edge is what Donna and Piggy and Russ decide to explore one hot summer day.
All in all, an excellent collection of stories, albeit one I don't recommend reading when you're depressed.
Publisher: Tachyon
Rating: 8/10
The Beastly Bride: Tales of the Animal People (2010) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
- "Island Lake" by E. Catherine Tobler
- "The Puma's Daughter" by Tanith Lee
- "Map of Seventeen" by Christopher Barzak
- "The Selkie Speaks" by Delia Sherman
- "Bear's Bride" by Johanna Sinisalo
- "The Abominable Child's Tale" by Carol Emshwiller
- "The Hikikomori" by Hiromi Goto
- "The Comeuppance of Creegus Maxin" by Gregory Frost
- "Ganesha" by Jeffrey Ford
- "The Elephant's Bride" by Jane Yolen
- "The Children of Cadmus" by Ellen Kushner
- "The White Doe Mourns Her Childhood" by Jeanine Hall Gailey
- "The White Doe's Love Song" by Jeanine Hall Gailey
- "The White Doe Decides" by Jeanine Hall Gailey
- "Coyote and Valorosa" by Terra L. Gearheart
- "One Thin Dime" by Stewart Moore
- "The Monkey Bride" by Midori Snyder
- "Pishaach" by Shweta Narayan
- "The Salamander Fire" by Marly Youmans
- "The Margay's Children" by Richard Bowes
- "Thumbleriggery and Fledglings" by Steve Berman
- "The Flock" by Lucius Shepard
- "The Children of the Shark God" by Peter Beagle
- "Rosina" by Nan Fry
Viking Books for Young Readers
Running with the Pack (2010) edited by
When I saw there was a new werewolf anthology edited by Ekatrerina Sedia with a story by Carrie Vaughn I automatically ordered it. Then of course, once it arrived, it sat around like anthologies tend to do, waiting for the "right" time to read it. But eventually read it I did, and it was excellent, with a few caveats, the biggest being, the anthology should not have ended on the story it did. On the plus side (and this is huge plus in my opinion) these are stories that deal with werewolves without all the hawt supernatural sex. A couple stories acknowledge sex, but the focus of these stories is upon the other aspects of being a werewolf, which I very much enjoyed, because there is a lot to explore in this mythos and this anthology does a very good job of moving beyond the paranormal romance aspect of werewolves.
- Wild Ride by Carrie Vaughn
- Side-Effects May Include by Steve Duffy
- Comparison Of Efficacy Rates For Seven Antipathetics As Employed Against Lycanthropes by Marie Brennan
- The Beautiful Gelreesh by Jeffrey Ford
- Skin In The Game by Samantha Henderson
- Blended by C.E. Murphy
- Locked Doors by Stephanie Burgis
- Werelove by Laura Anne Gilman
- In Sheep's Clothing by Molly Tanzer
- Royal Bloodlines by Mike Resnick
- The Dire Wolf by Genevieve Valentine
- Take Back The Night by Lawrence Schimel
- Mongrel by Maria Snyder
- Deadfall by Karen Everson
- Red Riding Hood's Child by N.K. Jemisin
- Are You A Vampire Or A Goblin? by Geoffrey Goodwin
- The Pack And The Pickup Artist by Mike Brotherton
- The Garden, The Moon, The Wall by Amanda Downum
- Blamed For Trying To Live by Jesse Bullington
- The Barony At Rodal by Peter Bell
- Inside Out by Erzbet Yellowboy
- Gestella by Susan Palwick
Jeffrey Ford's story, The Beautiful Gelreesh and Samantha Henderson's Skin in the Game also looked at werewolf stories in a different way, though each took the werewolf mythos in a different direction. Of the two, I like Skin in the Game a tad better, though I really liked the direction The Beautiful Gelreeshwent.
All in all, this is an excellent anthology, and one I can highly recommend.
Published by Prime
Rating: 8/10
The Way of the Wizard (2010) edited by John Joseph Adams
I love anthologies. They give me an escape in bite size pieces that won't keep me up past my bed time on a work night, and they also often a wonderful introduction to authors I have not read previously.
This anthology focuses upon wizards of all sorts, doing wizardly things, though not very many evil wizards.
- In the Lost Lands by George R.R. Martin
- Family Tree by David Barr Kirtley
- John Uskglass and the Cumbrian Charcoal Burner by Susanna Clarke
- Wizard's Apprentice by Delia Sherman
- The Sorcerer Minus by Jeffrey Ford
- Life So Dear or Peace So Sweet by C.C. Finlay
- Card Sharp by Rajan Khanna
- So Deep That the Bottom Could Not Be Seen by Genevieve Valentine
- The Go-Slow by Nnedi Okorafor
- Too Fatal a Poison by Krista Hoeppner Leahy
- Jamaica by Orson Scott Card
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Robert Silverberg
- The Secret of Calling Rabbits by Wendy N. Wagner
- The Wizards of Perfil by Kelly Link
- How to Sell the Ponti Bridge by Neil Gaiman
- The Magician and the Maid and Other Stories by Christie Yant
- Winter Solstice by Mike Resnick
- The Trader and the Slave by Cinda Williams Chima
- Cerile and the Journeyer by Adam-Troy Castro
- Counting the Shapes by Yoon Ha Lee
- Endgame by Lev Grossman
- Street Wizard by Simon R. Green
- Mommy Issues of the Dead by T.A. Pratt
- One-Click Banishment by Jeremiah Tolbert
- The Ereshkigal Working by Jonathan L. Howard
- Feeding the Feral Chidren by David Farland
- The Orange-Tree Sacrifice by Vylar Kaftan
- Love Is the Spell That Casts Out Fear by Desirina Boskovich
- El Regalo by Peter S. Beagle
- The Word of Unbinding by Ursula K. Le Guin
- The Thirteen Texts of Arthyria by John R. Fultz
- The Secret of the Blue Star by Marion Zimmer Bradley
Jeffrey Ford's story, "The Sorcerer Minus" was one I didn't care for. The Sorcerer minus is a jerk. I didn't really like spending time reading about him.
There were multiple stories I didn't care for, but on the whole, I found it a good and enjoyable collection. After all, I don't have to read the stories I don't like.
Published by Prime Books
Rating: 7/10
Naked City (2011) edited by Ellen Datlow
This collection of urban fantasy stories has several of my favorite authors, so it was a no-brainer to get. The bad thing is that I've been reading this collection for several months, so I now have no idea what the stories at the start of the anthology were about, which is dangerous, because it means I may end up accidentally rereading several of them.
- Curses by Jim Butcher
- How the Pooka Came to New York City by Delia Sherman
- On the Slide by Richard Bowes
- The Duke of Riverside by Ellen Kushner
- Oblivious by Calvin Klein by Christopher Fowler
- Fairy Gifts by Patricia Briggs
- Picking up the Pieces by Pat Cadigan
- Underbridge by Peter S. Beagle
- Priced to Sell by Naomi Novik
- The Bricks of Gelecek by Matthew Kressel
- Weston Walks by Kit Reed
- The Projected Girl by Lavie Tidhar
- The Way Station by Nathan Ballingrud
- Guns for the Dead by Melissa Marr
- And Go Like This by John Crowley
- Noble Rot by Holly Black
- Dady Longlegs of the Evening by Jeffrey Ford
- The Skinny Girl by Lucis Shepard
- The Colliers' Venus by Caitlan R Kiernan
- King Pole, Gallows Pole, Bottle Tree by Elizabeth Bear
Although there were several stories I didn't care for, I believe that was more a matter of personal taste than quality. And the stories I did like, I liked very much.
Published by St. Martin's Griffin
Rating: 8/10
Teeth: Vampire Tales (2011) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
This is an Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling anthology, so as always, there are fascinating bits of folklore.
Rice, not garlic, was the most effective means of keeping Chinese vampires at bay, for they had a strange compulsion to count. Throwing rice at the ghost compelled it to stop; it would not move again until each grain was counted.
- "Things to Know About Being Dead" by Genevieve Valentine
- "All Smiles" by Steve Berman
- "Gap Year" by Christopher Barzak
- "Bloody Sunrise" by Neil Gaiman
- "Flying" by Delia Sherman
- "Vampire Weather" by Garth Nix
- "Late Bloomer" by Suzy McKee Charnas
- "The List of Definite Endings" by Kaaron Warren
- "Best Friends Forever" by Cecil Castellucci
- "Sit the Dead" by Jeffrey Ford
- "Sunbleached" by Nathan Ballingrud
- "Baby" by Kathe Koja
- "In the Future When All's Well" by Catherynne M. Valente
- "Transition" by Melissa Marr
- "History" by Ellen Kushner
- "The Perfect Dinner Party" by Cassandra Clare & Holly Black
- "Slice of Life" by Lucius Shepard
- "My Generation" by Emma Bull
- "Why Light?" by Tanith Lee
"Sit the Dead" by Jeffrey Ford was an… odd story. Luke wants to be with Darlene, but there are certain things her family does that he has to do when someone dies, and Darlene asks Luke to sit with the dead with her Uncle Sfortunado.
As expected, this was a very good anthology, and although I didn't like the horror or the poetry, that's a failing of mine, not the anthology.
Published by Harper Collins
Rating: 8/10
The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius (2013) edited by John Joseph Adams
This is the third anthology I've read by John Joseph Adams, and I must say that he has a good rack record for creating anthologies with stories I really like. He also has a good mix of stories, some of which I am guaranteed not to like, but that's okay, because it's good to read stuff I don't normally read, and if I really don't like a story, I can always skip on to the next (even though I rarely do that).
The stories I liked best in this anthology were the straight-up cackling Evil Overlord sort (you know that list, right?), because they were funny. The ones I liked least tended to be the more serious ones, because, well, evil in its true form exists in the world, and it's generally funny at all.
- "Professor Incognito Apologizes: an Itemized List" by Austin Grossman
- "Father of the Groom" by Harry Turtledove
- "Laughter at the Academy: by Seanan McGuire
- "Letter to the Editor" by David D. Levine
- "Instead of a Loving Heart" by Jeremiah Tolbert
- "The Executor" by Daniel H. Wilson
- "The Angel of Death Has a Business Plan" by Heather Lindsley
- "Homo Perfectus" by David Farland
- "Ancient Equations" by L. A. Banks
- "Rural Singularity" by Alan Dean Foster
- "Captain Justice Saves the Day" by Genevieve Valentine
- "The Mad Scientist's Daughter" by Theodora Goss
- "The Space Between" by Diana Gabaldon
- "Harry and Marlowe Meet the Founder of the Aetherian Revolution" by Carrie Vaughn
- "Blood and Stardust" by Laird Barron
- "A More Perfect Union" by L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
- "Rocks Fall" by Naomi Novik
- "We Interrupt This Broadcast" by Mary Robinette Kowal
- "The Last Dignity of Man" by Marjorie M. Liu
- "The Pittsburgh Technology" by Jeffrey Ford
- "Mofongo Knows" by Grady Hendrix
- "The Food Taster's Boy" by Ben Winters
"The Pittsburgh Technology" by Jeffrey Ford is a sad sort of story.
"Why is it The Pittsburgh Technology?"
"Have you ever been to Pittsburgh?"
I think that sums of the story pretty well.
Aside from the anthology ending on several depressing notes, this was all-in-all a varied and very good collection of stories, with something for everyone. After all, the stories I disliked were not bad, they were just not my type of story.
Published by Tor Books
Rating: 8/10
Queen Victoria's Book of Spells: An Anthology of Gaslamp Fantasy (2013) edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling
- "Queen Victoria's Book of Spells" by Delia Sherman
- "The Fairy Enterprise" by Jeffrey Ford
- "From the Catalogue of the Pavilion of the Uncanny and Marvellous, Scheduled for Premiere at the Great Exhibition (Before the Fire)" by Genevieve Valentine
- "The Memory Book by Maureen McHugh
- "La Reine d'Enfer by Kathe Koja
- "For the Briar Rose" by Elizabeth Wein
- "The Governess" by Elizabeth Bear
- "Smithfield" by James P. Blaylock
- "The Unwanted Women of Surrey" by Kaaron Warren
- "Charged" by Leanna Renee Hieber
- "Mr. Splitfoot" by Dale Bailey
- "Phosphorus" by Veronica Schanoes
- "We Without Us Were Shadows" by Catherynne M. Valente
- "The Vital Importance of the Superficial" by Ellen Kushner and Caroline Stevermer
- "The Jewel in the Toad Queen's Crown" by Jane Yolen
- "A Few Twigs He Left Behind" by Gregory Maguire
- "Their Monstrous Minds" by Tanith Lee
- "Estella Saves the Village" by Theodora Goss
The Fairy Enterprise by Jeffrey Ford
I love anthologies and I love historical fiction. So this should have been an automatic win for me.
Instead it was a two-plus year slog that I finally forced myself to finish.
The Fairy Enterprise by Jeffrey Ford. A man wants to make fairies. From corpses.
Published by Tor
Street Magicks (2016) edited by Paula Guran
I believe it took me less than a year to finish this anthology. Hopefully this is a new trend for me.
- "Freewheeling" by Charles de Lint
- "A Year and a Day in Old Theradane" by Scott Lynch
- "Caligo Lane" by Ellen Klages
- "Socks" by Delia Sherman
- "Painted Birds and Shivered Bones" by Kat Howard
- "The Goldfish Pond and Other Stories" by Neil Gaiman
- "One-Eyed Jack and the Suicide King" by Elizabeth Bear
- "Street Worm" by Nisi Shawl
- "A Water Matter" by Jay Lake
- "Last Call" by Jim Butcher
- "Bridle" by Caitlín R. Kiernan
- "The Last Triangle" by Jeffrey Ford
- "Working for the God of the Love of Money" by Kaaron Warren
- "Hello, Moto" by Nnedi Okorafor
- "The Spirit of the Thing: A Nightside Story" by Simon R. Green
- "A Night in Electric Squidland" by Sarah Monette
- "Speechless in Seattle" by Lisa Silvverthorne
- "Palimpsest" by Catherynne M. Valente
- "Ash" by John Shirley
- "In Our Block" by R. A. Lafferty
"The Last Triangle" by Jeffrey Ford is a story I started and then got distracted. It's actually an interesting story about magic and science–or rather geometry.
"The Last Triangle is an equilateral triangle; all the sides are equal," she said.
I failed math every year in high school, so I just nodded.
An interesting collection, although there were a lot of stories that were not for me.
Published by Prime Books
Rating: 7/10