Genevieve Valentine
Books: Fantasy
Anthologies
Running with the Pack (2010), The Way of the Wizard (2010), Happily Ever After (2011), Teeth: Vampire Tales (2011), The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius (2013), Queen Victoria's Book of Spells: An Anthology of Gaslamp Fantasy (2013)
Running with the Pack (2010) Edited by Ekaterina Sedia
When I saw there was a new werewolf anthology edited by Ekatrerina Sedia with a story by Carrie Vaughn I automatically ordered it. Then of course, once it arrived, it sat around like anthologies tend to do, waiting for the "right" time to read it. But eventually read it I did, and it was excellent, with a few caveats, the biggest being, the anthology should not have ended on the story it did. On the plus side (and this is huge plus in my opinion) these are stories that deal with werewolves without all the hawt supernatural sex. A couple stories acknowledge sex, but the focus of these stories is upon the other aspects of being a werewolf, which I very much enjoyed, because there is a lot to explore in this mythos and this anthology does a very good job of moving beyond the paranormal romance aspect of werewolves.
- Wild Ride by Carrie Vaughn
- Side-Effects May Include by Steve Duffy
- Comparison Of Efficacy Rates For Seven Antipathetics As Employed Against Lycanthropes by Marie Brennan
- The Beautiful Gelreesh by Jeffrey Ford
- Skin In The Game by Samantha Henderson
- Blended by C.E. Murphy
- Locked Doors by Stephanie Burgis
- Werelove by Laura Anne Gilman
- In Sheep's Clothing by Molly Tanzer
- Royal Bloodlines by Mike Resnick
- The Dire Wolf by Genevieve Valentine
- Take Back The Night by Lawrence Schimel
- Mongrel by Maria Snyder
- Deadfall by Karen Everson
- Red Riding Hood's Child by N.K. Jemisin
- Are You A Vampire Or A Goblin? by Geoffrey Goodwin
- The Pack And The Pickup Artist by Mike Brotherton
- The Garden, The Moon, The Wall by Amanda Downum
- Blamed For Trying To Live by Jesse Bullington
- The Barony At Rodal by Peter Bell
- Inside Out by Erzbet Yellowboy
- Gestella by Susan Palwick
The Dire Wolf by Genevieve Valentine is another story that deals with love, but in an unexpected way. I liked this story very much.
All in all, this is an excellent anthology, and one I can highly recommend.
Published by Prime
Rating: 8/10
The Way of the Wizard (2010) edited by John Joseph Adams
I love anthologies. They give me an escape in bite size pieces that won't keep me up past my bed time on a work night, and they also often a wonderful introduction to authors I have not read previously.
This anthology focuses upon wizards of all sorts, doing wizardly things, though not very many evil wizards.
- In the Lost Lands by George R.R. Martin
- Family Tree by David Barr Kirtley
- John Uskglass and the Cumbrian Charcoal Burner by Susanna Clarke
- Wizard's Apprentice by Delia Sherman
- The Sorcerer Minus by Jeffrey Ford
- Life So Dear or Peace So Sweet by C.C. Finlay
- Card Sharp by Rajan Khanna
- So Deep That the Bottom Could Not Be Seen by Genevieve Valentine
- The Go-Slow by Nnedi Okorafor
- Too Fatal a Poison by Krista Hoeppner Leahy
- Jamaica by Orson Scott Card
- The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Robert Silverberg
- The Secret of Calling Rabbits by Wendy N. Wagner
- The Wizards of Perfil by Kelly Link
- How to Sell the Ponti Bridge by Neil Gaiman
- The Magician and the Maid and Other Stories by Christie Yant
- Winter Solstice by Mike Resnick
- The Trader and the Slave by Cinda Williams Chima
- Cerile and the Journeyer by Adam-Troy Castro
- Counting the Shapes by Yoon Ha Lee
- Endgame by Lev Grossman
- Street Wizard by Simon R. Green
- Mommy Issues of the Dead by T.A. Pratt
- One-Click Banishment by Jeremiah Tolbert
- The Ereshkigal Working by Jonathan L. Howard
- Feeding the Feral Chidren by David Farland
- The Orange-Tree Sacrifice by Vylar Kaftan
- Love Is the Spell That Casts Out Fear by Desirina Boskovich
- El Regalo by Peter S. Beagle
- The Word of Unbinding by Ursula K. Le Guin
- The Thirteen Texts of Arthyria by John R. Fultz
- The Secret of the Blue Star by Marion Zimmer Bradley
Genevieve Valentine's story, "So Deep That the Bottom Could Not Be Seen" just didn't work for me. I liked the idea of natural magicians being affected by climate change, but the whole environmentalism thing felt heavy-handed.
There were multiple stories I didn't care for, but on the whole, I found it a good and enjoyable collection. After all, I don't have to read the stories I don't like.
Published by Prime Books
Rating: 7/10
Happily Ever After (2011) edited by John Klima
Not sure how I missed this when I first came out, but this anthology is full of things I love: authors whose books I love, stories based on folk and fairy tales–lovely!
The only thing I didn't like, is I wish the anthology hadn't ended on such a dark and depressing story.
Mind you, the dark and depressing stories were good–very good–but these tales ran very true to the original stories, with a not insignificant amount of rape and incest and general horribleness. Just like the original tales.
But there's also a good amount of humor as well, and I just wished the collection had ended with one of the funnier stories.
- The Seven Stage a Comeback by Gregory Maguire
- And In Their Glad Rags by Genevieve Valentine
- The Sawing Boys by Howard Waldrop
- Bear It Away by Michael Cadnum
- Mr. Simonelli or the Fairy Widower by Susanna Clarke
- The Black Fairy's Curse by Karen Joy Fowler
- My Life As A Bird by Charles de Lint
- The Night Market by Holly Black
- The Rose in Twelve Petals by Theodora Goss
- The Red Path by Jim C. Hines
- Blood and Water by Alethea Kontis
- Hansel's Eyes by Garth Nix
- He Died That Day, In Thirty Years by Wil McCarthy
- Snow In Summer by Jane Yolen
- The Rose Garden by Michelle West
- The Little Magic Shop by Bruce Sterling
- Black Feather by K. Tempest Bradford
- Fifi's Tail by Alan Rodgers
- The Faery Handbag by Kelly Link
- Ashputtle by Peter Straub
- The Emperor's New (And Improved) Clothes by Leslie What
- Pinocchio's Diary by Robert J. Howe
- Little Red by Wendy Wheeler
- The Troll Bridge by Neil Gaiman
- The Price by Patricia Briggs
- Ailoura by Paul Di Filippo
- The Farmer's Cat by Jeff VanderMeer
- The Root of The Matter by Gregory Frost
- Like a Red, Red Rose by Susan Wade
- Chasing America by Josh Rountree
- Stalking Beans by Nancy Kress
- Big Hair by Esther Friesner
- The Return of the Dark Children by Robert Coover
"And in their Glad Rags" by Genevieve Valentine was kinda sorta a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood. Well, the red cloak was there, as was the grandmother. But everything else was pretty much different.
Please note, as previously mentioned, the stories have rape and incest and lots and lots of sex in addition to evil stepmothers and other such killers.
There were also a fair number of very dark and very depressing tales that were very good, but that I didn't enjoy at all.
Published by Night Shade Books
Rating:8/10
Teeth: Vampire Tales (2011) edited by Ellen Datlow & Terri Windling
This is an Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling anthology, so as always, there are fascinating bits of folklore.
Rice, not garlic, was the most effective means of keeping Chinese vampires at bay, for they had a strange compulsion to count. Throwing rice at the ghost compelled it to stop; it would not move again until each grain was counted.
- "Things to Know About Being Dead" by Genevieve Valentine
- "All Smiles" by Steve Berman
- "Gap Year" by Christopher Barzak
- "Bloody Sunrise" by Neil Gaiman
- "Flying" by Delia Sherman
- "Vampire Weather" by Garth Nix
- "Late Bloomer" by Suzy McKee Charnas
- "The List of Definite Endings" by Kaaron Warren
- "Best Friends Forever" by Cecil Castellucci
- "Sit the Dead" by Jeffrey Ford
- "Sunbleached" by Nathan Ballingrud
- "Baby" by Kathe Koja
- "In the Future When All's Well" by Catherynne M. Valente
- "Transition" by Melissa Marr
- "History" by Ellen Kushner
- "The Perfect Dinner Party" by Cassandra Clare & Holly Black
- "Slice of Life" by Lucius Shepard
- "My Generation" by Emma Bull
- "Why Light?" by Tanith Lee
"Things to Know About Being Dead" by Genevieve Valentine is the story of a young, just turned, Jiang-shi (vampire) and her grandmother, who is the only one who knows what's happening. This story was sweet and sad and wonderful, and one of my favorites.
As expected, this was a very good anthology, and although I didn't like the horror or the poetry, that's a failing of mine, not the anthology.
Published by Harper Collins
Rating: 8/10
The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination: Original Short Fiction for the Modern Evil Genius (2013) edited by John Joseph Adams
This is the third anthology I've read by John Joseph Adams, and I must say that he has a good rack record for creating anthologies with stories I really like. He also has a good mix of stories, some of which I am guaranteed not to like, but that's okay, because it's good to read stuff I don't normally read, and if I really don't like a story, I can always skip on to the next (even though I rarely do that).
The stories I liked best in this anthology were the straight-up cackling Evil Overlord sort (you know that list, right?), because they were funny. The ones I liked least tended to be the more serious ones, because, well, evil in its true form exists in the world, and it's generally funny at all.
- "Professor Incognito Apologizes: an Itemized List" by Austin Grossman
- "Father of the Groom" by Harry Turtledove
- "Laughter at the Academy: by Seanan McGuire
- "Letter to the Editor" by David D. Levine
- "Instead of a Loving Heart" by Jeremiah Tolbert
- "The Executor" by Daniel H. Wilson
- "The Angel of Death Has a Business Plan" by Heather Lindsley
- "Homo Perfectus" by David Farland
- "Ancient Equations" by L. A. Banks
- "Rural Singularity" by Alan Dean Foster
- "Captain Justice Saves the Day" by Genevieve Valentine
- "The Mad Scientist's Daughter" by Theodora Goss
- "The Space Between" by Diana Gabaldon
- "Harry and Marlowe Meet the Founder of the Aetherian Revolution" by Carrie Vaughn
- "Blood and Stardust" by Laird Barron
- "A More Perfect Union" by L. E. Modesitt, Jr.
- "Rocks Fall" by Naomi Novik
- "We Interrupt This Broadcast" by Mary Robinette Kowal
- "The Last Dignity of Man" by Marjorie M. Liu
- "The Pittsburgh Technology" by Jeffrey Ford
- "Mofongo Knows" by Grady Hendrix
- "The Food Taster's Boy" by Ben Winters
"Captain Justice Saves the Day" by Genevieve Valentine was another of my favorites. Again, we see the Evil Genius from the point of view of one of his minions.
It seems something is wrong with your address book because you erased it trying to password— protect it. I am on my way in to repopulate your address book from my computer. Please do not try to fix it until I get there.
For obvious reasons, this cracked me up. That scenario went exactly as expected.
Aside from the anthology ending on several depressing notes, this was all-in-all a varied and very good collection of stories, with something for everyone. After all, the stories I disliked were not bad, they were just not my type of story.
Published by Tor Books
Rating: 8/10
Queen Victoria's Book of Spells: An Anthology of Gaslamp Fantasy (2013) edited by Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling
- Queen Victoria's Book of Spells by Delia Sherman
- The Fairy Enterprise by Jeffrey Ford
- From the Catalogue of the Pavilion of the Uncanny and Marvellous, Scheduled for Premiere at the Great Exhibition (Before the Fire) by Genevieve Valentine
- The Memory Book by Maureen McHugh
- La Reine d'Enfer by Kathe Koja
- For the Briar Rose by Elizabeth Wein
- The Governess by Elizabeth Bear
- Smithfield by James P. Blaylock
- The Unwanted Women of Surrey by Kaaron Warren
- Charged by Leanna Renee Hieber
- Mr. Splitfoot by Dale Bailey
- Phosphorus by Veronica Schanoes
- We Without Us Were Shadows by Catherynne M. Valente
- The Vital Importance of the Superficial by Ellen Kushner and Caroline Stevermer
- The Jewel in the Toad Queen's Crown by Jane Yolen
- A Few Twigs He Left Behind by Gregory Maguire
- Their Monstrous Minds by Tanith Lee
- Estella Saves the Village by Theodora Goss
I love anthologies and I love historical fiction. So this should have been an automatic win for me.
Instead it was a two-plus year slog that I finally forced myself to finish.
From the Catalogue of the Pavilion of the Uncanny and Marvellous, Scheduled for Premiere at the Great Exhibition (Before the Fire) by Genevieve Valentine. The catalog of the Great Exhibit of London.
Though robbed of much of her power outside the lands of her people, Salome is still presented veiled and shackled, and behind a guarded partition past which ladies and children shall expressly not be admitted, to preserve their moral character.
Interspersed with letters from Walter to his brother and from a Miss Hammond, which perhaps shows why there was a fire.
Published by Tor